The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker can peck.
The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole in the tree
with no problem. The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe.

The Texas woodpecker challenged the Alaskan woodpecker to peck a tree in
Texas that no woodpecker has been able to peck successfully. The Alaskan
woodpecker express confidence that he could do it. After flying to Texas and
successfully pecking the tree in Texas, the two woodpeckers couldn't figure
out why the Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Alaskan tree and the
Alaskan woodpecker was able to peck the Texan tree when neither one was able
to peck the tree in their own state.

After thinking for some time they both came to the same conclusion that "your
pecker is always harder when you're away from home."