Goootness, it'sa really hot ", she mused as she walked down Main Street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, " Vy nodt ? " so she walked in
and
took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she
would like to
drink.
" Ya know " , Helga said, " Itsa soo hot I tink I'll havea myself zee
cold beer ".
The bartender asked, " Anheuser Busch ? ".
Helga blushed and replied, " Vell, justa fine, tanks, und how's yer
pecker? ".