It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a
roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "

Goootness, it'sa really hot ", she mused as she walked down Main Street.
 
She passed by a tavern and thought, " Vy nodt ? " so she walked in and
took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to
drink.
 
" Ya know " , Helga said, " Itsa soo hot I tink I'll havea myself zee cold beer ".
 
The bartender asked, " Anheuser Busch ? ".
 
Helga blushed and replied, " Vell, justa fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker? ".